Lonely Hearts

[RainbowBrite]

What would your hamster write if they were to post a lonely hearts advert? (This was a way people used to seek relationships before the Internet.)

Orko, 15 months old. Tidy and busy robo. Seeks houseproud robo for fun runs and cleaning marathons. Must be tidy at all times.

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly, around a year young. Stunning dwarf girl with a real zest for life. Seeks adventurous and energetic male to explore new dig boxes with. Loves treats, filtered water and foraging out.

 

[Frida]

Albert, around 9 months old. Gorgeous Russian Dwarf looking for love or friendship. Seeks female who loves rolling around in the sand, digging, climbing the stairs and enjoys having her hair done. No time wasters need apply.

 

[Maz]

Pip, gently ageing robo, seeks gently ageing mate to enjoy twilight years, zooming activites and to share my nice big house. Must have personality, charm and accept I'm the boss. PS I'm quite small so would prefer smaller applicants please.

 

[Member ID2]

Distinguished, sensitive, middle aged, bespectacled gent seeks likeminded, presentable lady to join him on sniffing expeditions and possibly more. Sable features desireable but not essential. Originally from Wales. Please reply to Clive and include a photo.

 

[Member ID2]

Mature, fit and solvent Robo gent seeks sporty lady to join him on wheel racing events. A shared dislike of humans would be appreciated. Please contact Finley to arrange a meeting in my seashell beach hut.

 

[Member ID2]

Super fit and handsome dwarf dude who lives life in the fast lane wltm athletic dwarf girl to race him on the circuit. Into healthy eating and philosophy.
No tube potatoes or treat nibblers please.
Contact Toby to arrange a date at 'The Runner Beans' foragery.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Sprite, active and busy 6 month old handsome dwarfie. Would like to meet energetic dwarfie who will run on wheels together in secret late at night. Must have a passion for sunflower seeds.

 

[Hammie Heart]

Little Bear, active & is 11 months old Chinese ham. Would like someone to run with & burrow with & hoard with. Would like to have someone who likes new foods.

 

[Jain]

Pete blonde laid back and very affectionate seeks seeks similar for treasure (food) hunt days out and enjoys lots of cuddles