Hamster below me

[RainbowBrite]

I would be a dinosaur. I want to be big and have humans scared of me.

HMB Would you like your own pet?

 

[Maz]

Raffy: Yes I would like a pet spider to chase and catch. But I might eat it.

HBM: How high can you jump?

 

[Member ID2]

Scottie: i'd say, at least 20 robohigh

HBM, how far down would you like to tunnel?

 

[Maz]

Raffy - not too far or I might get lost, but I like kicking while I'm tunneling

HBM: How often do you clean behind your ears?

 

[Member ID2]

Scottie: i've lost count

HBM, what's the biggest fright you've ever given a human?

 

[Maz]

Pip: I ran very fast at her as if I was going to jump out of the cage ha ha

HBM: Same question to you!

 

[Member ID2]

Rodney: in my younger days i climbed up a basket to a table up Edwina's cage up a hoodie right to the top of a clothes rail balanced on a coat hanger and then looked down at Big Nose's frightened face.

HBM, how many nests do you have?

 

[Maz]

Raffy: What is a nest? My human says I'm a gypsy and don't sleep in a bed. I have a bit of paper in a corner of my house and I dig underneath it and sleep in a hole.

HBM: Where do you go to the toilet?

 

[Member ID2]

Rodney: in my Rodipet ceramic corner toilet of course

HBM, have you ever met an insect?

 

[Maz]

Pip: Yes but only dead ones. The dead ones are easier to eat because they don't move. Mealworms.

HBM: What's your favourite music?

 

[RainbowBrite]

The only music I have ever shown interest in is a band called Seether. I once came out for a drink and short wander when they were playing.

HMB What do you think about when you run on your wheel?

 

[Maz]

Raffy: I think about running faster than Pip

HBM: same question to you

 

[RainbowBrite]

I picture a scene, I am running and I am huge. I am a big monster and all humans are scared of me. I am the greatest and most powerful. Humans are scared of me and get me any treats I ask for.

HMB Do you like eating sprays?

 

[Maz]

Pip: I have one but I only nibbled it once. Now I jump up and down on it - it's nice and soft

HBM: Do hang up a stocking for Christmas?

 

[RainbowBrite]

Stocking? What are you trying to say? I am not a human and do not wear such things!

HBM Do you like nuts?

 

[Maz]

Raffy: I love nuts! I shake with excitement if I find a nut - especially a walnut,

HBM: How high can you jump?

 

[RainbowBrite]

I can jump high but also far. I would say I can jump as much as frogs can.

HBM Do you like sand?

 

[Maz]

Pip: I love sand and roll in it

HBM: Sing me a song about humans

 

[RainbowBrite]

They think they are smart
Yet they cannot tell our species apart
They interfere with their big noses
We know they stink unlike roses

They envy us having wheels
Yet they deprive us of daily treat meals
Their hobbies are spyin
If we said they were smart we would be lyin

HMB What is your favourite weather?

 

[Maz]

Raffy: I like it nice and warm. I don't like being cold at all. But I don't like being too hot either. I think I'm about the same as my human with that one - except I feel the cold more than she does - she has a fleecy dressing gown and I don't!

(I think you did a Yoda above Hamster Me Below).

HBM: Is there one thing you would really like to do that you haven't done before?