Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

[RainbowBrite]

Hello hamsters, Orko here. I thought we should have our own thread were we write funny things about humans or even things we find weird about humans.

I will start:

Has anybody noticed when they are talking and then they see us their voices change? Quite odd really. Almost like they inhaled helium.

 

[Member ID2]

Clive here. Yes, i have noticed that and the female humans voices go up higher than the males when they see us.

Humans don't know how to hold food in their paws and use spoons and forks.

 

[RainbowBrite]

I find it sad humans cannot cope with the little bit of fur they have. Rather then look after it with their hands, they seem to use some sort of rake.

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly here. Some humans leave food on their plates!

 

[Zara]

Hams here, I notice that my human eats the large pieces of grape and apple and then offers me a teeny tiny piece……. surely that can’t be right

 

[Member ID2]

Clive here. Humans like to scare themselves by looking in the mirror and then go "OMG!"

 

[RainbowBrite]

Humans go to bed at night and stay awake in the day. How strange.

 

[Member ID2]

Humans go to bed at night and stay awake in the day. How strange.

Clive here. That is the weirdest thing ever! They can't tell night from day.

 

[Member ID2]

Jack here.
I've heard that humans chew gum.

What is the point of making the effort of chewing when there is no food involved?

Humans are absurd, that's the conclusion i came to.

 

[RainbowBrite]

That doesnt suprise me. They dont even like whimzees.

Humans dont seem to roll. How lazy.

 

[Member ID2]

Quite. They just sit and look stupid.

They like to get wet! Why would anybody in their right mind want to get wet?!

A puzzled Clive here.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Another thing I have observed. Humans smell so bad that they try to hide it with nasty chemicals. This actually ends up making them smell even worse. Yuck.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Apparently some humans drink protein shakes. Why dont they just eat a few mealworms?

 

[RainbowBrite]

Why do humans like going on holiday? Their scent will not be there. Actually, that must be the appeal.

 

[Member ID2]

They go on holiday to get their yearly sandbath! The stinkers.

 

[RainbowBrite]

I hear some humans paint their faces in an attempt to look better. It will take a lot more then that for them to look decent if you ask me.

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly here: I've watched Whiskers trying to shave his whiskers off!!

 

[RainbowBrite]

Shaving whiskers off! He will bump in to things!

 

[RainbowBrite]

Humans make a lot of assumptions. They think because some of us like something then we all will. I like to break such stereotypes. Humans should be more open minded, I say.

 

[RainbowBrite]

I will never understand humans. Because they refuse to wash their paws in sand, they need a special kind of cream to protect their paws from being dry. Why dont they just use sand!