Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

[RainbowBrite]

One of the male humans here calls me Munchkin or Al. I refuse to respond. My name is Albert. My mum keeps pointing this out but he takes no notice

I get called Munchkin too or hedgehog. You need to make up a name for that male human.

 

[Frida]

I get called Munchkin too or hedgehog. You need to make up a name for that male human.

I do have a name for the male human but it's too rude to repeat on here in front of the female hamsters and all the lovely hamster mum's

 

[RainbowBrite]

Have you heard about a human called Jim? All humans know him and some go to him for help with exercise. I find this very confusing. How can they all know him and why cant they exercise without Jim.

 

[Member ID2]

No, never heard of a Jim who does exercises. They are too rusty for that round here anyway.
Has anybody ever met that Joe Bloggs guy everybody seems to know?
Bernard

 

[RainbowBrite]

I have not met Jo Blogs. I notice all humans know Pete too. They seem to do things for his sake.

 

[Member ID2]

Yes! And Tom, Dick and Harry. I've heard of a couple of those but not Tom.
Bernard

 

[RainbowBrite]

They also all seem to have an uncle called Bob. How he can be all of their uncle?

 

[Frida]

What about Vera? I've heard them say Aloe Vera but she never says hello back And Nora who always seems to be bloody. I hope she gets better soon as well as her friend Mary.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Vera sounds like she finds humans annoying and wants to be left alone. Maybe she is a hamster?

 

[RainbowBrite]

Busy Body can grown and shrink her fur in the same day. What is this sorcery.

 

[Maz]

Raffy - and why do they keep talking about flipping? I've never seen a human flip but they keep saying flipping heck. What's a heck?

 

[Frida]

Just overheard my mum telling hubby there is a hamburger menu on here. I like sesame seeds on my buns

 

[RainbowBrite]

Apparently, some humans take pictures of themselves known as 'selfies' and put them on the internet. Selfie? More like selfish! Inflicting that on poor innocent hamsters who may come across them.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Humans drink hot water! As that was not bad enough, they add beans or leaves to it. The beans smell horrible. Tapper drinks them.

 

[Frida]

Do they dip cookies in their tea My mum does They have chocolate and nuts in them. They sound and smell yummy not like the one you got given

 

[Maz]

Raffy - apparently it's "Ease to her" at the moment. What does that mean? Doesn't she take it easy all the time anyway? It seems they get bigger treats than us this week-end for Easetoher as well. Shaped like giant eggs - very weird.

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly - that explains why my treats were glued to an egg! Glued!! She glued them on to make my life difficult!

 

[RainbowBrite]

That is so mean! Busy Body does that to my food too. Sometimes my food is tied up and I have to release it.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Does anybody know how many scent glands humans have? No matter how much I clean and tidy, I cannot get rid of Busy Bodies scent.

 

[Maz]

Raffy - far too many Orko - I can smell my human a mile off. Although I'm quite curious about how their feet smell.