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That sounds like a lot of fun for Albert & a great way for you to keep fit, just as long as you keep your toes!
 
I was moving around on the floor so much it looked like I was break dancing 🤣
 
My hubby did nothing help. He just sat there laughing and saying "he's your hamster". 🙄
 
That is such a vision ha ha :-)
 
Albert: Last night I worked on teaching my Mum how to breakdance. I am very happy in my new career and have decided to change from being a hairdresser.
 
Albert: Last night I worked on teaching my Mum how to breakdance. I am very happy in my new career and have decided to change from being a hairdresser.
Albert's mum: are you sure about this career change? You're a very good hairdresser.
 
Part time hairdresser, part time break-dance tutor :)
 
Albert: mum, why are you trying to talk me out of it?
Albert's mum: I'm not trying to talk you out of it Albert. You know I'll support you in what ever you want to do. But who else are you going to teach breakdancing to? Not everyone wants to learn how to breakdance and I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would. But everyone needs their hair doing. I love you Albert so me just think about it some more.
 
Albert: ok mum, btw, keep an eye on your footwork, your toes were pointing the wrong way. They are meant to point Towards me, not Away from me. 🙄
 
Albert: ok mum, btw, keep an eye on your footwork, your toes were pointing the wrong way. They are meant to point Towards me, not Away from me. 🙄
Albert's mum: I'm thinking of borrowing the steel toe cap boots off one of the other humans in the house. It's nothing you've done Albert honestly, I just thought it would give me a cool look if I'm going to carry on with my breakdancing lessons.
 
I keep my handbag on the floor tucked away between the sofa and a set of draws. I've not needed to use my handbag for about a week. I pulled out my handbag yesterday and I got a very messy surprise. Seed husks and bedding went everywhere. Looks like Albert has been using it 🤣
 
I thought for a minute you were going to say you found Albert in there!
It must be a great place for him to hide out with his seeds!
 
Oh my gosh that is so funny! Imagine if you were in a shop and when taking out your purse all the seed shells came out! 😂
 
If Albert starts dragging my handbag towards his cage I know I've got a problem 🤣 I might need to dig out an old handbag for Albert to use. But knowing Albert he'll want my posh handbag and not some old one I've got 🙄 Some members may remember Albert only wanting to use my thick fleece blanket and not the old blanket I had for him. Albert's got high standards and expensive taste 🤣
 
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