Song Titles/Lyrics (Hamster version)

[Member ID2]

Anybody up for this? More difficult maybe so i thought we could include lyrics as well.
Can relate to any hamster, not just ours, living or rainbow.

Example of lyrics:

The Wall (Pink Floyd ft Gertie)
I don't need no education,
I don't need no hamster ball.

 

[Member ID2]

All you need is food. (The Beatles ft Jack)

 

[Member ID2]

I have this image in my head of Orko as a rebellious rapper doing things his way.

Only feed me tofu, ha
i don't need no muesli trap, yeh

 

[RainbowBrite]

I have this image in my head of Orko as a rebellious rapper doing things his way.

Only feed me tofu, ha
i don't need no muesli trap, yeh

My partner loved this and I burst out laughing.

 

[RainbowBrite]

My Way (Frank Sinatra ft Finley)

For what is a hamster, what has he got?
If not himself then he has to listen to his slave
Not to say she cleans my sand
And not leaves it how I like
I sulked and made my feelings clear
I did it my way.

 

[Member ID2]

Born to be wild (Steppenwolf ft Clive)
Get your paws runnin'
Head out in the hall
Looking for adventure
Whatever comes your way

 

[RainbowBrite]

The Model (Kraftwerk ft Hams)

I'm a model and I'm looking good.
Zara fell in love with me and took me home that is understood.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Hello (Lionel Ritchie ft Orko)
I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've nibbled you a thousand times
I sometimes think my slave has put some in my bowl
Hello, is it tofu you're looking for?

 

[Member ID2]

Crazy hamsters (The Osmonds ft Scottie)

There's a message floating in the air
Crazy hamsters sniffing everywhere

 

[Maz]

Great idea - I guess it could be generally hamster related rather than specific to certain hamsters but either way.

Remember you're a hamster, remember your a hamster
Remember member member what a hamster hamster you are (Remember you're a Womble - sorry!)

 

[RainbowBrite]

Devil woman (Cliff Richard ft Orko)

I've had nothing but intrusion
Since the day I was adopted
So I hide from you annoying lady
Avoiding you at every chance

She's just a devil woman
With taming me on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna try and hand feed you

 

[Maz]

What does the "ft" mean re the hamster? Am I being dense?!

 

[Member ID2]

featuring in a collaboration

 

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Eye of the Hamster (Survivor ft Rodney)

Rising up, back on the substrate
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now i'm back on my paws
Just a hamster and his will to survive.

 

[RainbowBrite]

What's a wheel got to do with it? (Tina Turner ft Orko)

You must understand how running on my wheel
Makes my pulse react
That it's only the thrill of running on my wheel
Opposite sides of my cage
It's physical
Only logical
You must try to ignore my running all night when you try to sleep

 

[Maz]

featuring in a collaboration

Ooh - that's a new one on me! Sounds good!

 

[Maz]

Sunny Afternoon (The Kinks ft Charlie RIP)

The human's taken all my hoard
And left me in my spare cage (while she cleans)
Lazin' in a miniscule green hut
And I can't spin my wheel
She's cleaned it out which made me squeal
All I've got's this miniscule green hut

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze
I got a big fat mama tryna break me
And I love to live so pleasantly
Live this life of luxury
Lazin' on a sunny afternoon

 

[Maz]

I think I get it now but some of the rhymes weren't quite right lol

 

[Member ID2]

Ooh - that's a new one on me! Sounds good!

Take for example the song I love the way you lie. Rihanna sings it and collaborates with Eminem who features in it so it's Rihanna ft Eminem.

 

[Member ID2]

I think I get it now but some of the rhymes weren't quite right lol

It's all down to interpretation.