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Norbert Wrigglebottom
Even though we are having to budget carefully right now, I have managed to budget and create a vision of seasonal wonder. I had no fairy lights, but look!! An upturned cigarette lighter with the torch on, and no one would ever know
I know I got a bit carried away with the baubles, but you can never reeeeaally have too many! My finishing touch is my snowman. Please note the marvelously detailed face, lovingly and painstakingly created with a bit of shiny insulation tape peeled off a damaged extension lead. Don't worry, I'll be fine so long as I don't plug it in while I'm stood in the sink.
So here it is, my lovely, lovely tree



So here it is, my lovely, lovely tree


