Night 5
Dear hoomans of da inter webs,
I no believe how much my hoom write about me without me knowing, 'ow rude! Not only that, but missing all of the facts of day to day life of a busy ham like me. How can you hav a week in the life without mention it. Well me may as well do it properly myself.
Henlo, am Ares, not 'fluff ball', 'squish' or whatever hoom call me. Am hecking smol and run fast. My 8 neighbour are huge stupid ham. Make noise during the day when me sleep. Where do I do a formal complain?
When I wake up for my snack, I heard stupid hamster make more noise. Hoom was giving them 'food' but it was bedding really, I don't know how hoom fool them. Hay for sleeping on, not eating! Hoom said that they need to be careful burrowing in this so they don't poke their peepers. I can't believe they no close peepers when burrowing!
After I nom on snack, I go back to bed, only to be rudely wake by noisy neighbour again. Humph. Suppose it's a better time. I start my evening off with nom. Got to find it first. I burrow face into cloud and find wormy. Much yum oh and sumflower. Monch on tasty brush then hav a wash. Now I do a nyoom on treadmill. I like treadmill. I like to zoom so fast, then stop and let treadmill make me do a fly. Then it time for a bath. Gotta go in coconut, don't want hoom watching, dat gross.
Time for more nom and do I see....the holy gold seed!? Gotta go hoom of interwebs, got some serwious nomming to do.
Squeak soon!
Ares
P.S. just gotta work out how to do selfie.
Dear hoomans of da inter webs,
I no believe how much my hoom write about me without me knowing, 'ow rude! Not only that, but missing all of the facts of day to day life of a busy ham like me. How can you hav a week in the life without mention it. Well me may as well do it properly myself.
Henlo, am Ares, not 'fluff ball', 'squish' or whatever hoom call me. Am hecking smol and run fast. My 8 neighbour are huge stupid ham. Make noise during the day when me sleep. Where do I do a formal complain?
When I wake up for my snack, I heard stupid hamster make more noise. Hoom was giving them 'food' but it was bedding really, I don't know how hoom fool them. Hay for sleeping on, not eating! Hoom said that they need to be careful burrowing in this so they don't poke their peepers. I can't believe they no close peepers when burrowing!
After I nom on snack, I go back to bed, only to be rudely wake by noisy neighbour again. Humph. Suppose it's a better time. I start my evening off with nom. Got to find it first. I burrow face into cloud and find wormy. Much yum oh and sumflower. Monch on tasty brush then hav a wash. Now I do a nyoom on treadmill. I like treadmill. I like to zoom so fast, then stop and let treadmill make me do a fly. Then it time for a bath. Gotta go in coconut, don't want hoom watching, dat gross.
Time for more nom and do I see....the holy gold seed!? Gotta go hoom of interwebs, got some serwious nomming to do.
Squeak soon!
Ares
P.S. just gotta work out how to do selfie.